Amazon is now selling a toy vacuum that actually, legitimately has suction and will clean your house while your child plays.
The Dyson Ball Vacuum replica is on Amazon as having "real suction and sounds" and priced at $29.99 with Amazon Prime. THATS IT. Literally $29 to have you toddler help clean your house.
Parents in the review section say it's strong enough to pick up lint, dirt, small crumbs and hair. And since the toy vacuum has actual suction, there is a removable dustbin at the back to empty the debris.
GENIUS. PURE GENIUS.