"I mean seriously....how could ONE kid possibly leave out more than just a few toys?"
"...and their clothes are SO much smaller, so its just not possible to add that much laundry, can't you just add a few things to your own laundry loads?"
"Wait, you're "tired" from going out to eat? How could you possibly be tired from having a relaxing night out at a restaurant?"
"...you should probably just eat at home, that way you can just give your kid their food and they can eait it themselves, and then clean up after themselves too!"
"Don't kids just play with balls and stuffed animals by themselves? How could you possibly be tired from just watching them?"