If you've ever groaned at the prospect of eating kale, now you have the perfect excuse to back away from your health-conscious friend's green smoothie.
Grace Goldstein opened her fresh bag of Trader Joe's kale on Tuesday, only to discover a dead lizard nestled among the leafy greens. Her friend shared the mildly gross image on Twitter to the joy of all those who reject the superfood.
I’m the number 1 #traderjoes apologist, but this lizard in my friend’s kale isn’t great...8:24 PM - Apr 3, 2018
Goldstein told People magazine that after she made the shocking discovery, there was a lot of "asking [her] boyfriend to see the bag of kale and identify the lizard and shrieking and pushing it away and refusing to go near it…and then asking to see it again."