Twitter is Telling Teens They Can Microwave Foil to Make It Smooth
We have had to go over a few things in 2018 already: Tide Pods are for the washing machine (not the mouth); condoms are for the penis or penis-shaped object (not the mouth); and now – because of a bunch of dumb tweets about making foilshiny, we're at a point where we have to be reminded not to roll foil up into a ball and chuck it into the microwave.
It's nice to sit here and be chill and just think everyone is in on the joke, but we can never be too sure. I mean this is a world where people joke about eating laundry detergent and ending up being hospitalized.
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