The mind works in mysterious ways, like when people sometimes see theimage of Jesus on a piece of toast, or seeing a mirage of a ship or water while walking through a desert. Those are typical enough, but it takes a bit of a dirty mind to see a penis on a Santa Claus cookie at Target.
Alas, here we are, three weeks from the big day and Target has found itself having to respond to media inquiries about chocolate-dipped Santa cookies in which Saint Nick's boots have been likened to a penis.
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Hahahaha. I see boots. I'd say if you see penises, perhaps the quarantine has lasted just a bit TOO long :)