Hostess Is Launching New Dark Blue Twinkies

I know literally every aspect of a Twinkie is artificial and processed . . . but who knew it was possible for them to look even MORE artificial and processed?

Hostess just announced they're coming out with new "Moonberry Twinkies" . . . which are DARK BLUE. And the filling inside of them is berry-flavored. JUST IN TIME......for......ummmm......the month AFTER the 50th anniversary of the moon landing?!

They go on sale this week exclusively at Walmart, and for a limited time. 

These won't stain your mouth, teeth, lips......nope. I see no problems here. No reason to be scared to death of these things.

 

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