Mother Nature Says She'll Play Nice For Next 3 Days

In a blockbuster deal struck late Sunday night, sources say the State of Minnesota and Mother Nature agreed to a three-day deal that will pay Minnesota at least three consecutive days of really nice summer weather. 

Baseball-sized hail, damaging winds, "exceptionally rare" severe weather conditions, and extreme heat and humidity are banned during the length of the contract, sources say. 

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