An Iowa man's obituary paints a colorful picture of his life in a hilarious way.
According to the Des Moines Register (via NY Post), Tim Schrandt left behind a humorous obit after losing his short battle with cancer.
"When he died, the cancer died, so technically it was a tie!" reads the obituary. "He was ready to meet his Maker, we're just not sure 'The Maker' is ready to meet Tim."
The obituary said the 63-year-old "made his last inappropriate comment" on March 29.
"If you are wondering if you may have ever met him, you didn't - because you WOULD remember. For those of you that did meet him, we apologize..."
I did think that maybe his family actually hated him, until I read that he "led a good life and had a peaceful death - but the transition was a bitch. Good luck God!"
(Lol.) Read more here.
Photo: Tim Schrandt Family via Schluter-Balik