Mollie's Must-Haves: "Not Wearing Pants Today" Candle + Other Funny Candles

These candles have funny-but-so-true names for their scents, like "not wearing pants today" and others.

If you're wondering what "not wearing pants today" smells like, the answer is just as vague as you'd expect: "smells like a gentle caressing breeze, fresh air, and winning at life."

Scavenge and Bloom on Etsy makes these candles with other silly scents like "yes this is another margarita and it's called self-care," "feed me cake and tell me I'm pretty," and "hope this smells classy because I'm having people over."

If you have a great sense of humor and you love these, get them here.

Photo: Scavenge and Bloom

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