Not only can you name a star after your S.O. for Valentine's Day, but now you can pay to name a cockroach after your ex at a zoo.
For just $2 at the Hemsley Conservation Centre in England, you can name a pest after your ex, USA TODAY reports. The names will appear on a board next to the cockroach enclosure for all to see, and participants will receive a certificate that says, "I've named a cockroach at the Hemsley Conservation Centre in the not so loving memory of my worthless ex!"
Funds raised will go toward future zoo projects, and those who name a cockroach will get half price admission to the zoo.