• I hope this isn't the last time we walk down the aisle.
• Your eyes say "no," but your Ramen Noodles say "I'm willing to settle.”
• Lettuce go somewhere private and ketchup.
• You say tomato, I say tom...orrow you wanna get dinner?
• Are you paying for your items with cash or debit? Well it doesn't matter because I'm checking you out either way.
• Do you mind if I check YOU out?
• Your melons are nice and firm.
• If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTEcumber.
• Would you like to foil around?
• Hi, I'm pleased to MEAT you.
• You're too hot for the freezer aisle.
• I'd like to double bag you.