A news station in Seattle recently aired a report about "the secret language of emojis" and the Internet is mercilessly making fun of it. The whole thing is like a hilariously out-of-touch adult trying to explain what the kids are really up to, and the most of the time you're thinking, "Ummm, not sure if that's really true."
My only complaint is that he never got around to the eggplant. The world needs to know.
The link to the full video is below, and it's a must watch:
The secret language of emojis: What kids are really saying in texts