Take one swig of your drink when…
🍷A heteronormative couple falls in love in less than a month
🍷It snows on Christmas (but no one seems cold)
🍷Two people “just happen” to stand under the mistletoe
🍷Someone explains insane or irrational behavior by saying “It’s Christmas.”
🍷There’s a “meet cute” involving a motor vehicle incident
🍷The action moves to a fictional Baltic-sounding country like “Aldovia,” which has a monarchy. Everyone speaks British English
🍷Someone practices archery 10 feet from the target
🍷The heroine is told she’s too “x” to find love
Take two swigs of your drink when…
🍷A heteronormative couple falls in love in less than a week
🍷You’re introduced to a wise and mysterious old man, who could very well be Santa Claus.
🍷Unexplained “magical” things happen, because it’s Christmas
🍷There’s a shot of an idyllic small town full of people doing their holiday shopping
🍷Someone references cryptocurrency in vague terms
🍷A man proclaims that all he wants to do is listen to a woman
🍷There’s a scene of a woman trying on several outfits before going out
Down your whole drink when…
🍷A heteronormative couple gets engaged after two days
🍷A character sits down and watches another Netflix Christmas movie
🍷The movie ends with a wedding