Dave Daubenmire, a Christian activist said he plans to sue the NFL for $867 Trillion after seeing the halftime show with Jennifer Lopez and Shakira, saying he and millions of minors were "forcefully subjected to 'crotch grabbing', and the NFL should have to pay for it."
Apparently he was nowhere near his remote.
Daubenmire says he's planning to sue the NFL, Pepsi (the halftime sponsor) his cable company and others for “piping pornography into his house” that night.